Sex for cigarettes exchange

I'm not making this up. Two florida women agreed to barter their bodies for a pack of smokes with a man they'd met on a telephone chat line. But the sex basically sucked so they falsely accused their beau of rape!!!???? WTF???!!

Two Tennessee women who accused a man of rape have admitted to cops that they had consensually agreed to sex with him in exchange for a pack of cigarettes. One woman told investigators that the duo filed a phony police report because they "didn't enjoy the sex," according to cops.

The police report did not say whether they smoked the unspecified brand prior or post coitus.